“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. “Love is a sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock.” - Jewish Proverbġ2.
It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” - Rita Rudnerġ1. “When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” - Prince Philipġ0. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” - Socratesĩ. “The most important four words for a successful marriage: ‘I’ll do the dishes.’” - AnonymousĨ. “Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” - Will Ferrellħ. “Many people spend more time in planning the wedding than they do in planning the marriage.” - Zig Ziglar TC markĦ.
“In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.” -Helen Rowlandĥ. “Love is one long sweet dream and marriage is the alarm clock!” - Zeenat EssaĤ. “The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing – and then marry him.” -Cherģ. “The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” -Henny YoungmanĢ. 150 Funny Marriage Wishes, Messages and Quotesġ. Here we are sharing 150 funny marriage quotes for you that you can use in your wedding invites, wedding signage, and wedding social media updates. If you are looking for some hilarious marriage quotes to add fun element to your wedding, then this post is for you.
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